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1.	Clothes Off 04:06	lyrics	buy track
I saw her changing at the laundromat Sorta pretty and a kind of fat A real attraction all despite the fact You know I’ve never had that problem before She not a picture of a Hollywood It took a second and I understood She hit the target like a Robin Hood Grabbed my hand and pulled me out the door She said take your clothes off baby alright So take your clothes off before I lose my She said take your clothes off baby alright So take your clothes off before I lose my shiii yeah, yeah I took her out to fancy restaurant And for dessert she wanted Pizza Hut, yeah I can hardly contemplate my luck You know the more I see the more to love We took a walk down little Tokyo For karaoke and a midnight show, oh Some teppanyaki then we’ll take it slow I thank the moon and all the stars above She said take your clothes off baby alright So take your clothes off before I lose my She said take your clothes off baby alright So take your clothes off before I lose my shiii yeah, yeah Let me tell you little brother that you’ll never want another Once you’ve opened the door A big reaction to the perfect satisfaction And she’s got me wanting more and more You’re the luckiest guy in the world She said take your clothes off baby alright So take your clothes off before I lose my She said take your clothes off baby alright, tonight So take your clothes off before I lose my She said take your clothes off baby alright So take your clothes off before I lose my She said take your clothes off baby alright, tonight So take your clothes off before I lose my shiii yeah, yeah Don’t think that love won’t change your mind Don’t think that love won’t change your mind Don’t think that love won’t change your mind Don’t think that love won’t change your mind
2.	Sweet Pyromania 05:05	lyrics	buy track
Can you dig it? Do you feel it? Believe it. Alright Can you dig it? Do you feel it? Believe it. Alright, alright, yeah Can you dig it? Danced all night, oh we were so young Do you feel it? You liked my style and then I took you home Believe it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no And I, oh I’ve never been that bold I thought I’d cure that shit when I got old But I never did, still feel like that kid That’s why I’m standing here, still singing like a fool Watching you, watching me And it sets my heart on fire That’s some sweet, sweet That’s some sweet pyromania Oh, some sweet pyromania It’s some sweet pyromania Can you dig it? We are the beat reflected on the floor Did you feel it? You turned away it made me want you more Believe it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no There’s only one second to the next second baby There’s only one second to the right second baby, yeah And I, oh I’ve never been that bold You see, I thought I’d cure that shit when I got old, yeah But I never did, still feel like that kid Yeah, that’s why I’m standing here, still singing like a fool Watching you, watching me And it sets my heart on fire Ohhhhh Ohhhhh Ohhhhh Yeah Sweet, sweet pyro Sweet, sweet pyromania Sweet pyro, sweet, sweet pyromania Sweet pyro, sweet, sweet pyromania Sweet, sweet pyro Sweet, sweet pyromania Sweet pyro, sweet, sweet pyromania Sweet pyro, sweet, sweet pyromania Dance Yeah Can you dig it? Dance all night Do you feel it? Oh my, my Believe it. It’s alright. Oh ohu, yeah, C’mon Can you dig it? Dance all night Do you feel it? Oh my, my Believe it. It’s alright. Alright. Yeah.
3.	Banana Man 03:39	lyrics	buy track
Oh Baby why don’t you thrill me? I got a story to tell And I’m hoping you’re able to feel me Ooh lately I’m a man of the people You got me down on my knees Yeah, I’m ready and willing and able Oh, do, do, do Try not to love me I got the Hollywood strut And I’m holding the keys to the city I got the wacka lacka licka shacka la kalo I got the funununa ninanuna where to go We go left, we go right We go all night long We go oh, hoa, yeah I say baby (alright) I’m a banana man (eyo boy) Oh, I’d like to celebrate ya But then I gotta getcha Every time I can I say baby (you want something) I’m a banana man (eyo boy) Oh, I’d like to celebrate ya But then I gotta getcha Every time I can, time I can Oh boo, boo, boo Time to get warm yeah You got me feeling the breeze and the sleaze Of a South California Neh you, you, you I want you to love me Oh yeah you over there With the stare and the hair You look pretty, huh I got the wacka lacka licka shacka la kalo I got the funununa ninanuna where to go We go left, we go right We go all night long We go ahhh, c’mon, yeah I say baby (alright) I’m a banana man (eyo boy) Oh, I’d like to celebrate ya But then I gotta getcha Every time I can I say baby (you want something) I’m a banana man (eyo boy) Oh, I’d like to celebrate ya But then I gotta getcha Every time I can, time I can, Time I can, time I can I got the wacka lacka licka lacka la kalo I got the funununa ninanuna where to go We go left, we go right We go all night long We go ahhhhh I say baby (alright) I’m a banana man (eyo boy) Oh, I’d like to celebrate ya But then I gotta getcha Every time I can I say baby (you want something) I’m a banana man (eyo boy) Oh, I’d like to celebrate ya But then I gotta getcha Every time I can, time I can, Time I can, time I can
4.	Cucinated 04:34	lyrics	buy track
Gimme a couple of grams and a one-night stand, a beer in the hand, with a few of the lads Cucinated Koo koo koo koo koo koo Koo koo koo koo koo koo A couple of fools, breaking into a pool, forgetting all the rules with a bag of goon Cucinated Koo koo koo koo koo koo Koo koo koo koo koo koo A couple of fiends with a washed-out queen, on a silver screen, like a Jimmy Dean Cucinated Koo koo koo koo koo koo (Cucinated?) Koo koo koo koo koo koo A couple of girls, on top of the world, with a pocket of pearls, they’ll never tell Cucinated (Excuse me, excuse me, what does it even mean?) Back in 1952, in post war Adelaide The boats arrived, so did organised crime and a billion bricks were laid They got a Catholic education, some joined a cover band Fettuccini for brunch and a five-course lunch, while the doggas ate from cans You see they’d sit around the table, (Ah ha) these people like to mange They did not speak good English and their mother tongue started to change They took a simple word like kitchen, then added t e d (Still don’t get it) Past participle, noun into a verb, plain for all to see c’mon When you find the ceiling on the floor CUCINATED When you find you’re reeling at the door CUCINATED Everybody shouting out for more CUCINATED When you start to feel it on the dance floor yeah When you find the ceiling on the floor YOU’RE CUCINATED When you find you’re reeling at the door CUCINATED Everybody shouting out for more CUCINATED When you start to feel it on the dance floor yeah Gimme a couple of trans and a one-night stand A gig in Japan, with a Marty Lubran Cucinated Koo koo koo koo koo koo Koo koo koo koo koo koo A couple of Greeks, hanging out with the freaks In amongst the geeks, on Hindley Street Cucinated (So wait, is this like a real word?) Now the times they were a changing, in bon ton Adelaide They drank homemade wine with their vegemite and brand-new words were made Instead of smashed you got smashato, instead of teacher you got teachi And in summer time, when the weather fine, they went to Maslins Beachi (OK) Mall’s Balls and the Adelaide Crows, the capital of murder We gave you chicken salt and the paddle-boat, we invented Sia Furler (I think I get it) And now to this here very day, we carry on what they started So, let’s spread the word all around the world and all get Cucinated When you find the ceiling on the floor CUCINATED When you find you’re reeling at the door CUCINATED Everybody shouting out for more CUCINATED When you start to feel it on the dance floor yeah When you find the ceiling on the floor YOU’RE CUCINATED When you find you’re reeling at the door CUCINATED Everybody shouting out for more CUCINATED When you start to feel it on the dance floor yeah CUCI CUCI When you find the ceiling on the floor CUCINATED When you find you’re reeling at the door CUCINATED Everybody shouting out for more CUCINATED When you start to feel it on the dance floor yeah When you find the ceiling on the floor YOU’RE CUCINATED When you find you’re reeling at the door CUCINATED Everybody shouting out for more CUCINATED When you start to feel it baby yeah yeah yeah yeah Oh Adelaide, where dreams are made, oh Adelaide, I love you Oh Adelaide, I should have stayed, oh Adelaide, I love you HA HA HA HA HA HA CUCI CUCI HA HA HA HA HA HA
5.	You're Sexy 03:38	lyrics	buy track
So, I was walking down the street one day and I saw this girl Who looked a little bit like the Mona Lisa And I said, “how are you?” and she said, “I’m good, how are you?” And I said, “ I’m good tzoo” and she said, “What are you, Latino or something?” I said, “Na, I’m from Italy”. Everybody says I talk too much I’m so loud, I see you watching me I can see you floating at the party You’re so shy, I see you watching me Why you always got your head so low When you’re so wild, you see me watching you You don’t know it girl but you’ve got body I wanna rock your body, I can’t stop watching you 1, 2, 3 ,4 ,5 ,6, 7, 8 A girl like you very hard to calculate 1, 2, 3 ,4 ,5 ,6, 7, 8 Alright, alright, alright You’re sexy. What? You heard me Oh, you’re looking at the mirror so wrong You’re sexy. What? You heard me Oh, you’re looking at the mirror so wrong (you’re sexy, you heard me) YEAH You’re sexy. What? You heard me Oh, you’re looking at the mirror so wrong BABY You’re sexy. What? You heard me Oh, you’re looking at the mirror so wrong Everybody knows that you’re a 10 out of 10 You’re acting like a fraction of that Baby shake it off it’s a matter of fact You don’t know it girl but you got body. Really? A really terrific body. Thank you I can’t stop watching you 1, 2, 3 ,4 ,5 ,6, 7, 8 A girl like you very hard to calculate 1, 2, 3 ,4 ,5 ,6, 7, 8 Alright, alright, OH You’re sexy. What? You heard me Oh, you’re looking at the mirror so wrong SEXY OOHWEE You’re sexy. What? You heard me Oh, you’re looking at the mirror so wrong AND YOUR BODY LOOKS TERRIFIC You’re sexy. What? You heard me Oh, you’re looking at the mirror so wrong YOU ARE LOOKING AT THE MIRROR You’re sexy. What? You heard me Oh, you’re looking at the mirror so wrong SHORTY, SHORTY Hey, hey how bout we go to Fibonacci’s? Fibonacci’s? Yeah, they make coffee there, it’s real good, just like in Italy You’re sexy. What? You heard me Oh, you’re looking at the mirror so wrong YOU ARE LOOKING AT THE MIRROR BABY You’re sexy. What? You heard me Oh, you’re looking at the mirror so wrong MIRROR, MIRROR ON THE WALL, WHO’S THE FAIREST OF THEM ALL You’re sexy. IT’S YOU! You heard me Oh, you’re looking at the mirror so wrong IT’S YOU, IT’S YOU, IT’S YOU OOH OOH You’re sexy. What? You heard me Oh, you’re looking at the mirror so wrong OOOOHHA
6.	I Like Video Games 03:30	lyrics	buy track
I like video games They’re fun and good for my brain They make me feel unconventional Alright I like video games They’re fun and good for my brain They make me feel like I’m the best I’m the best I never wanted to be a football star Small bones, they break easily I got money in my hands, I won’t fight you on the street But if I catch you on the screen I’m gonna break your soul I’ll break your soul, Zork, yeah I’m a dork Mind like a knife, eyes like a hawk Oh, I’m so pretty This is my city I like video games They’re fun and good for my brain They make me feel unconventional Alright I like video games They’re fun and good for my brain They make me feel like I’m the best I’m the best Check this out
7.	La Plume De Ma Tante 03:24	lyrics	buy track
1, 2, 3, 4 Wow wow what do you know Just me in the big city Blue jeans and a digital watch And a lot of other modern accessories Slap Bang across the street Little coffee and a toblerone Oooh oooh American shoes Giving money to a brother on a saxophone Oh Oh what’s your name, Have I seen you on TV? OK what do you do, Do you work for the telephone company? Sha sha what’s the vibe, Some fish or mammimal? Doh Ma the witch is dead I’ve been thinking what you’d think about me thinking Maybe? Do you wanna get a drink with me, Do you wanna get a drink with me? I got a little bit of sex appeal Do you wanna get a drink with me? Do you wanna come home with me, Do you wanna come home with me? I got a little bit of sex appeal Then she said… La plume de ma tante Est sur le bureau de mon oncle Le papier de mon oncle Est sur le bureau de ma tante Hot dog that sailor boy He got some fancy feet Chopin on a digital file To set your mind at ease Shoe shine like Summertime Yo meeny miny moe Chang Mai he’s a friend of mine Everybody give a dog a bone Do you wanna get a drink with me, Do you wanna get a drink with me? You got a little bit of sex appeal Do you wanna get a drink with me? Do you wanna come home with me, Do you wanna come home with me? I got a little bit of sex appeal Then she said… La plume de ma tante Est sur le bureau de mon oncle Le papier de mon oncle Est sur le bureau de ma tante You’re so sexy, you’re so sexy You’re so sexy, you’re so sexy Do you wanna get a drink with me, Do you wanna get a drink with me? We got a little bit of sex appeal Do you wanna get a drink with me? Do you wanna buy a home with me, Do you wanna buy a home with me? We can raise a little family Then she said… La plume de ma tante ( La plume de ma tante ) Est sur le bureau de mon oncle ( le bureau de mon oncle ) Le papier de mon oncle ( Le papier de mon oncle ) Est sur le bureau de ma tante La plume de ma tante Est sur le bureau de mon oncle C’est la plume de ma tante C’est la plume de ma tante
8.	Never Wanted Love 03:54	lyrics	buy track
You’re a woman, I’m a man, nothing wrong with that Tear the roof off, have some fun, girl, that’s where we’re at (shamaney Yaya Touré) I won’t own you, you won’t rule me, it’s not Babylon What we have is much more than alright, why you trying to move it on? I never wanted love I’d never give enough You always wanted more Let’s just call it what it was You wanted me to stay I never said I would You always wanted more Let’s just call it what it was I’m not trying, I’m not vying like some jealous fool Step outside you’re young and free, girl, you’re beautiful (sail away ma, ma, ma) Hallelujah, you were cool, we’re just having fun What we got is much more than alright, why you trying to move it on? I never wanted love I’d never give enough You always wanted more Let’s just call it what it was You wanted me to stay I never said I would You always wanted more Let’s just call it what it was ANAMANASSA LEMANAMINO ANAMANASSA LEMANAMINO I never wanted love I’d never give enough You always wanted more Let’s just call it what it was You wanted me to stay I never said I would You always wanted more Gonna miss your body baby, gonna miss your body I never wanted love I’d never give enough, I’m gonna miss you baby You always wanted more Let’s just call it what it was
9.	The Magic 03:52	lyrics	buy track
Yeah, everybody in the world, alright, c’mon yeah Everybody, grab a body and act naturally Don’t go living life like it’s a nine to five All the lovers and the children they see what I see Don’t go drifting off like it’s some lullaby When you’re doing what you’re doing but you wouldn’t call it living This is all you know But there’s lots and lots of people and some of them is reals good This is what I mean Do you believe in the magic? Do you believe in the magic, do you want some? Do you believe in the magic? Do you believe in it? Do you believe in the magic? Do you believe in the magic, do you want some? Magic, magic, magic, magic, m-m-magic Alright Everybody, move your body, incrementally You’ll all have a ball when you’re in overdrive Well, it’s simple evolution, it’s a perk of being human This is what we do There’s lots and lots of people, there’s enough to make you feels good This is what you need Do you believe in the magic? Do you believe in the magic, do you want some? Do you believe in the magic? Do you believe in it? Do you believe in the magic? Do you believe in the magic, do you want some? You’ll never trip up, with magic all around And we’ll do lots of stuff, magic yeah, magic yeah, yeah And there’s plenty to go around Can you feel it, oh can you feel it oh? And I want you here tonight Do you believe in the magic? Do you believe in the magic, do you want some? Do you believe in the magic? Do you believe in the magic, do you want some? Do you believe in the magic? Do you believe in the magic, do you want some? Do you believe in the magic? Do you believe in it? Do you believe in the magic? Do you believe in the magic, do you want some? Do you believe in the magic? Do you believe in it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Alright C’mon Alright Yeah Everybody yeoh Can you feel it oh Oooh hooo Yeah yeah Alright alright Oh Oh boh Yeah yeah Magic, magic, magic, magic
10.	People Do the Strangest Things 03:53	lyrics	buy track
ALRIGHT, NOW LISTEN Can you feel it, can you feel my heart beat yeah All night long, all night long? Can you hear it, can you hear the crowd shout yeah? They’re so loud, they’ll drown you out Be careful what you wish for Coz everyone a little crazy Some people gonna get you down People, people, people People do the strangest things, oh they do, yeah (Those are the things that people, people, doin’ the things that people, people, doin’ it) People, people, people People do the strangest things, Oh they do (Doin’ the things that people, people, those are the things that people, people, doin’ it) My, my, my, can you feel the world changing? With people deranging and always complaining Can you see, oh? Oooh we’re not playing games anymore And it’s all-out war, and some people might get hurt, yeah Be careful what you wish for Coz everyone a little crazy Some people gonna get you down, ohhhh People, people, people People do the strangest things, Oh they do, I say they really do (Those are the things that people, people, doin’ the things that people, people, doin’ it) People, people, people People do the strangest things, alright, c’mon, yeah (Doin’ the things that people, people, those are the things that people, people) And we’re driving and we’re driving No lights, no lights, no sign no guiding A whole wide world, eight billion souls No magic book to tell you all What to do, what to say, what to think, how to pray Hallelujah (Hallelujah) Hallelujah (Hallelujah), naahhhh ahhhhhhh People, people, people People do the strangest things, yeah they do, I say they really do People, people, people People do the strangest things, alright, I say, I say they really do (Doin’ the things that people, people, those are the things that people, people, doin’ it) People, people, people People do the str???? ????????? ooooohhhhh I say they really do (Those are the things that people, people, doin’ the things that people, people, doin’ it) People they do the strangest things Do the strangest things, ohhh, alright, alright, alright (Doin’ the things that people, people, those are the things that)
11.	Nonna 04:14	lyrics	buy track
La la la la la la lalalalalala La la la la lalalalalala La la la la lalalalalalaaaaa Nonna, voglio la pasta asciutta Con la pomarola E dopo voglio necci Per favore Nonna, non ti preoccupare Non divento grasso Mi faccio una corsa Domani La la la la la la lalalalalala La la la la lalalalalala La la la la lalalalalalaaaaa Nonna, voglio la polenta Coniglio o cinghiale E voglio un gelato Per favore Nonna, non ti preoccupare Non divento grasso Mi metterò a dieta Domani Nonna, ti voglio tanto bene Perché sei una legend Ma voglio pasta asciutta La la la la la la lalalalalala La la la la lalalalalala La la la la lalalalalalaaaaa Laaaaaaaa Nonna, o sei cosi bella Nonno was a lucky fella Ro ra ri ra ro Nonna, pulisce ogni stanza E piena di Speranza Ro ro ra ri ra ro (Nonna, Nonna) Nonna è molto vecchia Ma b-b-balla come una bestia Nonna è molto funny E ha quasi cent anni Nonna è molto vecchia Ma b-b-balla come una bestia Nonna è molto funny Babababa LAAAAAAAAAAAAA la La la la la lalalalalala La la la la lalalalalala La la la la lalalalalalaaaaa Nonna, voglio la pasta asciutta Alla carbonara E dopo voglio torta Di mele Nonna, vedo che sei a letto Tornerò domani Per la colazione Nonna, ti voglio tanto bene Perche sei una legend Ti voglio tanto bene Ti voglio tanto bene Ti voglio tanto bene Ti voglio tanto bene Ti voglio tanto bene Ti voglio tanto bene Ti voglio tanto bene Ti voglio tanto bene Eh eh eh eh eh eh EH

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released April 1, 2021

Lyrics @ www.vaudevillesmash.com

Produced, mixed & engineered by Bobby Holland/ Mastered by Dan Shike

Recorded at Sing Sing Studios, Clive Hung Studios, Camelot, Ioli Studios, Blood Bath Studios, Pentavarit Studios, Kokos Studios

All songs written by Vaudeville Smash/ Additional Song Writers: Angus Leslie (People Do The Strangest Things)

Vaudeville Smash: Marc Lucchesi – Lead Vocals, Sax, Flute/ Dan Lucchesi – Drums, Vocals, Percussion/ Luca Lucchesi – Bass, Backing Vocals/ James Bowers – Keys, Synth/ Martin Lubran - Guitar

Additional Musicians: San Cassiano Childrens Choir/ Sarah Holgate – Backing Vocals/ Bobby Holland – Guitar, Synth, Percussion, Backing Vocals/ Clive Young – Backing Vocals/ Mathilde Serraille – Backing Vocals/ Nonna Iole – Backing Vocals/ Andrew Bernath – Backing Voclas

A humungous thanks to our fans, whose love and support keeps us making the music we make. A massive thanks to our family and friends, who inspire us to write the music we write. A special thanks to Dan Knight and Percy Landers, who made the music with us. Rest in peace boys. No thanks to Kuratz.

Album Art - Nahum Ziersch
Album Design - Tayte Allen

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